I Can't Believe The World Has Come To This

Lately I've been seeing the commercial for Extra sugar-free gum. It has the stick of gum "standing" up. The commercial says:

"Go from, 'Nice gut!' to 'Nice butt!' Extra, the 5 calorie snack."

What the blazes?!?!? When did gum become a SNACK???? I think that a snack is something you have to swallow and digest. I suppose this began when the supermodels started calling a tic-tac a MEAL. (sorry if any of my readers are supermodels).

I'm appauld. Eat some food, people!!!!!!!!!!