I promise that every story I post totally happens to me. I really can't believe it most the time. It's totally crazy. Here's what happened tonight before choir:
In Peet's:
A man is purchasing coffee and is having a conversation with the barista. He starts walking toward me and I begin to get nervous thinking he'll be talking to me. He then walks away and then turns back and says to me:
Man: "Is that a leather jacket you're wearing?"
Me (thinking: holy cow, is he a PETA person who will throw his coffee on my jacket?): "Yes."
Man: "It reminds me of San Francisco when some gay guys were getting into it. One of them said, 'I love your jacket. It almost looks like leather.'"
Me: Nervous laughing and thinking, "What in the world should I take away from this conversation??????????"
Seriously, this LITERALLY happened.
Monday, October 12, 2009
I Do Not Make This Stuff Up
Posted by cwelkley at 10:20 PM
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2 comments:
You need a standard line for moments like that. Non sequitur.
"We shall always have Paris."
"Who put the 'bop' in the bop-shu-bop-shu-bop?"
"Would you like fries with that?"
Maybe a contest to find your tag line.
"Tastes like chicken."
So. Very. Random. ;)
I probably creeped someone out in Peets the other day...or thought I was coming on to them. He was using the half & half. I reached for it when he was done. He said, "You're hooked, too?" And I said, "Oh yes!" He said, "Which is your favorite?" And I said (eyebrow waggle, "The creamy part!"
Opps. I didn't mean to be creepy.
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