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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Pre Weekend

So many fun and funny things:

Friday - After getting my eyebrows waxed:
Brow Girl: "I'm going to put this astringent on you. Your skin is very angry."
Me: "Wow! It is angry. It's very angry with me. Well, actually it's probably pretty angry with you too."
Brow Girl: "Yes. It is angry with me."

Saturday - Before the Sharks game:
I went to dinner with my friend Carrie before the game and before we left I went to use the restroom. When I went to wash my hands I saw a person getting ready to leave the restroom. Holy snap! It was a man! Oh man am I in the men's room????????????? Oops! It was a lady with short spikey hair.

At the game:
Shark's win!!!!!! 4 to 2. Boring first period then they snapped out of it. Woot! Go Sharks! My streak of Sharks losing EVERY time I go to a game must be broken. This is the second game I've been to this season and both games they've won! :)

After the game (in the elevator):
We're squeezing in and this couple (probably in their late 40's) comes in. The man grabs his wife and pulls her really close and says, "We better squeeze in to make lot of room." Yeah, nobody else is getting in so we're ok. They start kissing. They are LITERALLY less than a foot in front of me. My response:
"Wow. Sharks game and a show!"
The lady was disgusted with me and the man says, "What?", shrugs, smiles and kisses his wife again.

Soooooo funny!

1 comments:

Leaning Shanty Farm said...

The last story was my fave. :)