Letters

Dear Man who shall remain nameless (mostly, because I don't remember his name),

Don't think that people sitting next to you on the wooden pew did not know that you passed gas. I don't know if you remember a little something called "vibrations"? (These were definitely NOT good vibrations).

Slightly Disgusted,
Chris

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Dear Dentist,

I realize that the statement, "You definitely won't need Novocaine. I promise this is not going to hurt," is suppose to be comforting. Unfortunately, it doesn't account for the times when your drill "accidentally" hits my tooth as it grazes past the crown. That DID hurt. Then after you hurt me, please don't say, "I guarantee that nothing else is going to hurt," unless you plan on making it a money back guarantee, then I'll take you up on it! Dr. Ken Glass, you are NOT!

Marginally Annoyed,
Chris