Wow.

Tomorrow I will wow you with my tales from the Flea Market. Today, a little story.

I just finish ordering my drink at Starbucks and went over to wait for my drink. I walk behind this couple and the man turns around and coughs right in my face. He looks at me and says, "Oh, sorry." I said, "Wow." Then just as cool and calm as his first "Oh sorry" he says, "I apologize."

Now, I realize he had no idea I was behind him and in his defense he was avoiding coughing on his girlfriend and the barrista, but when your spit and wind even accidentally fly out of your mouth into someone else's face I think a more horrified and mortified apology is in order.